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Get these thoughts out of my head!

Andy Lau (my uncle) as Charlie Chaplin + My Greatest Shame

I saw this online article about the uncle I wished I had in this link HERE.

Honestly, I think Andy Lau looks sibey (super) freaky here.  In a… charming seductive sort of way.

Oh god, does that mean I’m into Charlie Chaplin?????  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

BO KOR NENG (cannot beeeeee)!!!!

It’s Andy Lau lah… he can make anything sexy.

Or maybe I just have a thing for guys who has protuding brow bones & wicked eyes.

Sammi Cheng looks cute in that photo too!  I like her.  She’s so real & not afraid to be silly.

OMG.  I have to tell you guys something.  Just a few posts ago, I blogged about skincare like I am some kind of guru or something, right???  WRONG!!! I tell you!!!  Don’t follow whatever I wrote previously!!!  I was naive & ignorant!!!  Skincare will fark you up!!!!

I shall elaborate more on this in my next post.

I feel so ashamed of myself that I am going to create another blog somewhere.  Somewhere where I can be reborn as a brand new Palliative Drug (PD).  A health conscious PD.  A greater responsibility towards the public.

Yet, I don’t want to delete my previous posts.  Must serve as a reminder of how childish & ignorant I was.  I will learn from my mistake & be a better person in future!

HAI YA!!!! *karate chops the air for no good reason*

In the meantime, I have done extensive massive research on my important mysterious subject for the past few weeks!!!!!!!  But not enough.  I will do MORE!!!  I am obsessed now.

Obsessed with what?

Tee Hee!

Tell you more next time!

p.s – the other reason why I’m moving to another blog is becuz I’m freakin sick of this ant-size font that I cannot change.  I hate it to the core.

p.p.s – I promise to blog more often for my future generations to read.

p.p.p.s – my new blog will be brighter & cheery’er & more organized!

p.p.p.p.s – (will this ps thing ever end?)… … actually I got nothing more to say.  I just felt like doing this.

Bye for now!

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Pre-Birthday Jitters! Hello 31.

I can’t believe I’m going to turn 31 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On 1 hand, I don’t feel much.

On the other hand, I feel like my biological clock should be ticking hard & furious now.  But it’s not.  Is there something wrong with me???

Everyone’s asking me to get married & have kids, but I have not reached the stage where I need to have kids.  Omg.  Scary monstrous children.

Even marriage seems a little weird for me.  Have I really reached that stage in my life to be ready for marriage??????????  But but I still feel like I’m 18 leh.

BO KOR NENG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven’t seen the world!  I have not done all the things I want to do & now I have to settle down & have kids?!?!?!?!

*fingers freeze in fear*

*difficult to type now*

By the way, one of Gina’s friends called me AUNTIE when I was talking to her over the phone.

AUNTIE?!?!?!?!?!

ARGGAGAGARAGAGARARAA!!!!

Although she clarified that she thought that Gina was talking to her mother, but still… the thought terrifies  me enough to go crazy on anti-aging!!!

How am I going to spend my 31st birthday?

It will be in Malacca!

Only for a few days.  Then quickly rush back to attend a poly friend’s wedding.

SEE????  Everybody is getting married!!!  And most of them are younger than me!!!  Some even have kids already.

What am I doing with my life?

All I want to do is eat, sleep & play.

Maybe.  Just maybe, it is time to grow up.

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